Matthew Morrison, NPH, Tim Cigelske: Same guy or part of a government plot?

If you’ve read this blog before, you know I can have difficulty telling people apart. Like say Amy Adams and Isla Fisher.

Tonight, I’m hitting a trifecta of people I can’t tell apart. Or at least people I think look strikingly similar. That’s because Neil Patrick Harris is a guest star on Glee, and maybe it’s just me, but I think he has more than a passing resemblance to the show’s male lead, Matthew Morrison.

Of course, if I’m going to bring up Neil Patrick Harris and Matthew Morrison in the same sentence, then I definitely need to mention their identical triplet, Milwaukee’s very own Tim Cigelske. C’mon! You can’t tell me that you don’t think these guys could be brothers. Or possibly the result of some government project to create an army of incredibly nice, incredibly talented and incredibly sexy men.

When I make claims like this, everyone demands evidence. So if it’s evidence you want it’s evidence you’ll get. Just check out the way Matt, Neil and Tim love to hang around with their hands in their pockets and pose wearing T-shirts.

Or look at the way they like to shove their rockin’ bods in everyone’s face and go shirtless.

And while Tim and Matt have the greatest physical resemblance, Tim and Neil share some scary mannerisms when it comes to wearing shades, as well as having really weird attachment to T-shirts.

In fact, the only way I can really tell Tim and Neil apart is to find pictures of them when they were a whole lot younger.

If all this photographic proof hasn’t shown you how I could get mixed up from time to time, then you’re a lost cause. Even Tim’s wife asks for ID before she lets Tim get into bed. Why do you expect more out of me?

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And since I’ve pretty much destroyed all of  Tim’s dignity (hey, man, you started it), it’s only fair that I mention Teecycle’s T-shirt photo shoot from 1 to 3 p.m. Saturday, May 22, at the Urban Ecology Center.  If I have to tell you what Teecycle is, you’re dead to me and pretty much the entire world, because only a dead person wouldn’t know about Teecycle and its mission to recycle T-shirts and help the River Revitalization Fund. So click a link already, dead person.
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6 Responses to Matthew Morrison, NPH, Tim Cigelske: Same guy or part of a government plot?

  1. Actually, Jess has been lax lately (with the new baby and all), so she just makes sure the Wisconsin tattoo is there. If Matt and NPH want to get with Jess, they just need to draw Wisconsin on their biceps.

    Oh! I’ve said too much.

  2. Jess

    Really, I’ll accept any state tattoo from NPH or Mr. Morrison. I’m not picky.

    Also, Joe–you’re spot on about this. I’m not one to swoon over celebs, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I drooled over Doogie, married Tim, and watch Glee (even though I hate musicals.) Tonight’s episode is going to be pure magic.

  3. Penny Maim

    You know, just because they are all white, doesn’t mean they all look alike. Racist.

  4. marla

    oh. my. i am peeing my pants.
    AND this post is brilliant.

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  6. Amanda

    Thank you! I looked on the internet before, but I couldn’t find people agreeing with me about NPH and Matthew Morrison

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